PATRICK STAR
The dumbest, pinkest, and most lovable token under the rock. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, but this is going to the moon! 🌙
Adopt a Starfish
We're adopting 1 starfish per week in a holder's name using Pump.fun fees, plus donating to ocean restoration through Greenpeace.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Patrick's most legendary question. The answer is no, but this token is going to the moon anyway.
"I can't see my forehead"
Patrick's struggle with self-awareness. Just like we can't see the top, but we're heading there.
"Firmly grasp it!"
Patrick's advice for holding the bag. Fair launch on Pump.fun, zero taxes, pure community chaos.